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to take your partner on top of a buildng have sex with them from behind then throw them off.
by Tommy88 December 8, 2006
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Superman

Superman, DC's first and greatest superhero as well as a very important fictional character in history. Born as Kal-El to loving biological parents Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van, he was sent to Earth so that he could survive as Krypton exploded. where he was found by Jonathan and Martha Kent and raised by them as they instilled strong moral princibles and code of conduct in their adoptive son. he grew up to become Superman, Metropolis's main defender and one of the founding members of the Justice League.
Oh and, he's actually a way better character than that rip off known as Goku.
Superman, DC's first and greatest superhero as well as a very important fictional character in history. Born as Kal-El to loving biological parents Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van, he was sent to Earth so that he could survive as Krypton exploded. where he was found by Jonathan and Martha Kent and raised by them as they instilled strong moral princibles and code of conduct in their adoptive son. he grew up to become Superman, Metropolis's main defender and one of the founding members of the Justice League.
Oh and, he's actually a way better character than that rip off known as Goku.
by Netherman14 September 8, 2015
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bathroom superman

A sexual position (invented by a 14 year old) is were a girl grabs the bar in a public restroom stall and the male proceeds to lift the girls legs while he does her. She is completely off the ground. Requires enormous amount of strength and skill.
Dude I gave my girl a Bathroom Superman and my arms are SO SORE.
by Fourteen Year Old December 20, 2008
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Spermbreath

That spermbreath moron is a victim
by The Phantom July 16, 2003
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sperm pipe

(noun); penis, dick, cock, man-pipe, woody, willy, male organ used in sexual reproduction, mushroom stamping, and rituals such as... "hey bro,.... lookatdatdick" *as you display your penis in hopes of the other party looking directly at it and openly displaying their homosexuality.
Joe: "Man my girl was being such a bitch last night"
Roger: "you know what I'd say?'
....
Roger: "SUCK ON THE SPERM PIPE, BIATCH!!!"
by Scrappy666 May 25, 2007
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Sperm Bulge

The inflation of the ball sack, caused from a lack of sex or wanking.
Dave "I haven't pumped for a month."
Mike "Man you must have a fair Sperm bulge."
by Lukethesod March 6, 2009
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Sperm Cramp

Crampage of which sperm is blocked from the penis, causing stinging and harsh brutal pain, but pleasure at the same time.
Hey David, my sperm cramps were very painful last night, how were yours?
by Bodacious Blueberry January 29, 2023
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