spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

Spit in your dip

The action of spitting in ones butthole when they have diarrhea

Wife: ugh I have horrible diarrhea!
Husband: Hey can I spit in your dip?

by Dip Spitter February 19, 2022

spit shinin'

it means cheap skate or frugal.

he is always spit shinin' on food an cloths.

by greenfox212 March 17, 2014

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

spit life

An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.

joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”

Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.

by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018

Spit

SAY I LOVE CHEESE

*Spits on the ground* Guy that stepped into it: What the---

by DreamTechno2013 March 2, 2023

Gage on her own spit

When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow

She played with my "load" too long in her mouth and began to gage on her own spit.

by BallHammer December 30, 2010