shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018

Spit us out

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!

Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

spitting

to speak truth/say something relatable

“brent was really spitting when he said “i had my fair share of women, feelings don’t catch me now.”

by reliable definer January 8, 2023

Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate

Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good

by Jenerkrn November 15, 2021

spits

spits is head . giving blowjobs and sucking dick .

Guy 1 : Yo and it was crazy , she gave him spits in the staircase . Shits mad ghetto .

Guy 2 : Oh Nahhh that crazy . Shes a baba .

by natedadon June 16, 2021

Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off

Give yourself a spitting sally

by ashman2 March 11, 2024