When an item is so aesthetically pleasing beyond comparison that it brings you to a point of intense climaxation and you can't help but explode with sensation, thus forcing the word to be whispered to prevent the premature ejaculation.
by Tentacle_Rider69 April 5, 2018
Get the Soft mug.A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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To gently and soothingly rub a person's body part beginning with the nails in one direction and the tips of this fingers in the other.
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To gently and soothingly rub a person's body part beginning with the nails in one direction and the tips of this fingers in the other.
by SammiBlove May 22, 2018
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Get the Soft mug.1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018
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