Sam

Sam most know for being a illegal immigrant and dommy mommy of TheBlueKnuckles

Sam Using knuckles for a green card

by Nutsack444 April 21, 2022

Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.

Oh no look its sam!

by 9692907 April 23, 2022

Sam

A man who Barfs a lot.

When Sam Barfed, Dominique crashed the bus.

by Cheetosforpresident2024 April 28, 2022

Sam

Sam, usually referring to a man of iranian descent, is a dude that tends to have raunchy nuts. These nuts, however, tend to go to his head and implies the fortitude of his baby schlong. While he may claim that he has a huge hog, this couldn’t be further from the truth.

Have you seen Sam today?

No. He’s probably playing with his dingleberries again…

by chongleturd April 30, 2022

sam

is a player

sam is a player

by gugh gtu k May 5, 2022

Sam

A sexy ass man who has a giant schlong

Holy fuck that guy is a Sam.

by No Damsels? May 8, 2022

Sam

A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.

Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.

Marcus: 'jumps out window'

by bean_bomb May 9, 2022