russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017

Russian Visit

The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.

Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?

by Professor Gibbons June 14, 2016

russian dugout

A Russian Dugout, how do I put this beautiful word into context. Well a Russian Dugout has a man and woman involved, first let your woman take a shit in your mouth, then the man swishes the shit around his mouth to fully coat. When all his said and done a man eats the woman's pussy out with her own shit on the man's tongue. The Russian Dugout is for adventurous people who aren't afraid to be dirty, real dirty.

That couple is so dirty, they probably have done the Russian Dugout countless times.

by Handy. August 7, 2017

russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole

Leonard Lewis likes Russian handcuffs

by The Pheasant June 22, 2014

Russian Bias

Used to refer to vehicles of the soviet union and modern day russia (mostly in digital media) that are made of Stalinium, and are thus almost inpenetrable while being as good as weightless.

It is still up for debate whether this is reality or just made up by angry king tiger drivers. Our best scientists at Gaijin and Wargaming are on it, but we dont know if thats bettering or worsening the situation.

xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: Lol that IS-2 is so OP! Obvious russian bias!
NotTheLegend27: You know it takes until the heat death of the universe to reload?
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: RUSSIAN BIAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Mordador November 5, 2019

Russian Roulette

When a man has sex with two or more women at the same time in pitch darkness intending to impregnate one of the women with his "baby bullet". The woman "chosen at random" will be known as the loser and will be required to raise the child.

I played Russian Roulette with Laura and Lindsey two weeks ago. Lindsey is pregnant. Looks like she lost.

by Dirk Digggler December 9, 2008

Russian International

wordplay of the russian footballer zherkov, pronounced jer-kov. Defined as a wanker, bit of a jerk, tosser etc

ur nothing more than a russian international

damn that guy is a russian international

by Mark and Nikki December 9, 2007