Dirty Pineapple

When you stick a pineapple a ring on your dick and engage in anal sex.

I tried the Dirty Pineapple with Alyssa last night. I’m never gonna look at pineapples the same again.

by AcidRomeo21 September 26, 2022

Pineapple

mango

pineapple: mango

by m a n g o October 24, 2022

Pineapple

yummy

pineapple..,

by chramos2007 May 22, 2022

Dry Pineapple

Drying someone's pineapple, when someone soaks up all the juice from a woman's vagina.

"Hey Jill, how are you?"

"Pretty good, my boyfriend & I ust demos the dry pineapple."

by Toffeincoffee June 5, 2022

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

Upside Down Pineapple

Something non-swingers and lifestyle posers think swingers do. Although non-swingers who are curious and lifestyle posers do have a lot of fun with it, as they should. (Same goes for pink flamingos and black wedding bands.) Suffice it to say, if someone knows the code there's no reason to use it. The internet also eliminates the need for porch signaling.

Q. Why did someone leave this upside down pineapple on their porch?

A. Because they're retarded.

by Glen Dale Riley December 13, 2021