Crab Buddy

Only the few can be a crab buddy.

Mishi, AVG, and Courtney only.

by IC November 25, 2003

Crab Item

An corrupted anagram of "break time", used in the presence of overzealous managers who dislike people taking breaks of any kind. Sometimes accompanied by the waving of hands in a "crab claw" fashion in high-noise environments.

Person A: Crab Item!
Person B: Dang, it's three o'clock already? Woohoo!

by Black Workshirt March 5, 2024

Crab car

A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.

Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.

by Omgcatslol4 January 21, 2021

Crab Bait

A hot woman who picks up guys even though she knows she has pubic crabs.

"Dude that girl is so hot."

''Yeah but shes crab bait"

by titsmcgee9999 September 24, 2011

Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones

Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!

by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019

holy crab

An expression surprise or frustration. Better than "holy crap" and "holy shit".

Holy Crab! That's too much work.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023

Misses Crabs?

Fat bitches who come with shelving.

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025