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crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.
Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.
by dglarn May 4, 2019
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Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.
by Erkk187 May 21, 2022
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crab ramsey

THE GREAT ONE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CRAB RAMSEY WILL UNITE EVERYONE WITH FORCE AND PEACE
by Jelliedbacon206 May 23, 2019
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Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.
"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023
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Brain Crabs

when sebastian the crab makes you forget words
"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"
by albeefo July 14, 2022
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crab hole

by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020
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jamaican crab go crunch

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?
by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020
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