A white Steve Harvey is scary
by Fam56 March 25, 2018
Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
by Punchy_207 June 10, 2022
The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.
by Triton King Dick May 22, 2017
Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
by Human nuts April 23, 2019
Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.
by FireSSJ February 16, 2019
a steve alexander jackson is a term used when you follow through on a fart severely. one step up from a shart.
yesterday morning on the bus i steve alexander jacksoned my pants it was nasty the entire bus got evacuated.
by rarararararararararararawwwwrr August 16, 2010
by DaveyOldNavy January 23, 2009