Oliver has a small fucking penis, which usually looks like a push-pop that you got from your local store when he's hard ( estimate at most 2 inches ) Despite his negative inches, he is extremely funny and energetic. You will either love this man or hate him. He usually is super energetic in a hangout ( going for 9 hours straight of rampage) and sleeps like a card box when he's finally "taken down".
Yo what's good oliver
by Rfboi March 9, 2023
Get the Olivermug. 
Oliver is a guy with a very deep and compassionate personality. He is very humorous and can brighten anyone's day just by being around him. He is trustworthy and will care about you with all his heart. Oliver is very smart and creative. He's one of the most attractive people you will ever meet and anyone would be honored to be with him.
He's one of a kind and you should try to keep him for as long as you can.
He's one of a kind and you should try to keep him for as long as you can.
by Ajjj69 November 20, 2020
Get the Olivermug. An Oliver is a very bright person, Oliver's are very easy to speak to even when you first meet them. They make you feel welcome and are easy to make jokes with even when you've only met the 4 times. They are very attractive and their eyes are a lovely bright blue. They have really nice hair and their smile is to die for. They make you feel very special and treat you like your the only girl in the world.They make sure you are okay and you feel comfortable all the time. They will protect you at all costs and whenever you need them they will be there. They leave anything or anyone to come help you or comfort you. They have very beautiful personalities and are overall a lovely person. Olivers also have very big penis' ;)
by Facemask2851 May 11, 2020
Get the Olivermug. Oliver is the guy that thinks he can get all the girls because of his jawline, but in what he apparently doesn't know is that no girls likes him.
Oliver is also really shy and really don't know how to talk to new people, he also doesn't know how to handle women.
Oliver can't sit still he always needs to do something, he is so annoying.
Oliver is also really shy and really don't know how to talk to new people, he also doesn't know how to handle women.
Oliver can't sit still he always needs to do something, he is so annoying.
"that's guy I just tried to talk to is so shy,
I talked to him but he didn't say a word, what the hell is wrong with him" "yeah it's Oliver"
I talked to him but he didn't say a word, what the hell is wrong with him" "yeah it's Oliver"
by Madisonadams2195 December 11, 2016
Get the Olivermug. An Oliver is someone who has a shriveled old man penis and absolutely no future. Oliver is also the mayor of loserville and is blacklisted from the list. Oliver never has and never will get any hoes and everyone who has ever met him hates him passionately and wants him to be crucified.
by anonymous February 19, 2024
Get the Olivermug.