The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
by 15finnsolo May 23, 2018

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot
by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011

Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.
by nekoparc5 November 10, 2014

by Codester124 February 23, 2010

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".
by The bee's knees August 17, 2013

by DefinitelyNotCross May 23, 2018

by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018
