Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

by jornumunroj April 26, 2023

Spiegel speed

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive

Our employee moves at spiegel speed.

by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023

Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

speed

that one mad black guy who dose stupid shit like set a firework in his house. he also barks like a dog.

you. Hey speed
Speed. *Bark* sui

by rdtfyuihyguioiuygf8jyh76u7gtbi November 29, 2023

High Speed Rail

When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.

Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.

Yeah but the sound... wow!

by msvxt December 3, 2023

Speeding

To go over the speed limit in a car

I was relaxing on a bench eating a sandwich when I saw this guy racing through the street at subsonic. He was totally speeding.

by Vomitingseal1432 December 7, 2022