Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

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key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

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bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

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Kei

Kei is nervous, polite, and likes to put on a front. He doesn’t like himself all that much, and sometimes; he doesn’t want to continue on, but he’ll do his best for his friends. Kei has a past that he’s trying to move on from, and that he hides from his friends. He may not understand things sometimes, but he’s trying his best.

Person 1: Where’s Kei?
Person 2: I think he’s at volleyball. He has class on Fridays.

by Keee123 June 9, 2023

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