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Italian Stallion

The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.
“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”

“What’s an Italian Stallion?

You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
by KimJongUno February 1, 2019
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Italian by Injection

The Italian American male “act” to inject (copulate) his non italian american spouse and bless her to thus become italian american by injection.
True, my wife Monica is from east europe but after sleeping with her she has become italian by injection.
by TheWolfffQueensBocaRaton October 10, 2022
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Italian Pitstop

In a group activity, where the fastest person takes a break to recover, until the slowest person arrives; then they immediately leave.
"Bro, don't do an italian pitstop on me - I'm out of breath".
by Kuncho December 13, 2022
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Italians Is Likarians

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italian caviar

a long chain of garlic in the shape of corn on the cobb
do you want to get some italian caviar?
by Eiddam Daiquirious January 3, 2017
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Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.
Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy
by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021
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italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.
(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...
by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016
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