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Hog

by Bert31 February 19, 2024
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hog rider

hog rider is the best person in the games of clash og clans (coc) and clash royale (cr)
i trained 20 hog riders in my sussy barracks (coc reference)
by hog_rider_69420 March 3, 2022
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Hog howlin

Cat calling a chick simply by exposing your hog and shaking it around.
Dude, let's go hog howlin around the strip club.
by Thecatchersmit July 18, 2016
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HOGGED

When your profile picture in discord hog.jpeg.
I am Hogged in discord
by Hog.jpeg April 15, 2022
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Hog-gasm

When your man is about to release the "dog of war" and you can only respond by making guteral swine noises.
While Cromer was on the precipice of ejaculated, Tiffany could only hog-gasm.
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crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.
"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."
by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004
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Hog rider

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.
by Bababoooooooooooooooey May 17, 2022
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