Big Hairy American Winning Machine 

A Peace Corps Volunteer currently serving abroad that faces insurmountable challenges and adversity based on the fact that they are a foreigner working for free beyond the actual liberty of the United States of America.

Felix had a rough day. He is house was broken into, his work counterpart quit, and the electricity went out. He was about in Early Terminate his service when he remembered that he was a "Big Hairy American Winning Machine" and couldn't give up so easily.

Big Hairy American Winning Machine by allhandsin July 23, 2009

green hairy pie 

is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing

how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?

oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's

man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie

green hairy pie by da da dave February 4, 2010

Gay Demented Hairy Dwarves 

Short, Furry Woodland Creatures That Are Attracted To Girls Whose Names Begin With The Letter T.

See: Anirbaan


Enjoys Fishing, Rollerblading and Jiving, Ureferably At The Same Time.


Was Created By K&T In The Lair Known As P, Presided Over By G, With A,N,J and another P Present, While Discussing M, On The Day Of S, While Eating P with (F)P.

Where's that GayDementedHairyDwarf? Oh There He Is!

Gay Demented Hairy Dwarves by AuguR April 8, 2004

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS! by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

jerrys hairy berry 

WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..

(JERRYS HAIRY BERRY) DOGGIE STYLE

jerrys hairy berry by PACO101 February 17, 2010

North Carolina Big Hairy Foot 

When a girl doesnt shave for 3 months( So therefore it is VERY hairy.) Then a guy shaves it all of for her and swallows the pubic hair. Afterwards the dude eats the girl out. Basically putting half the hair back on.
Afterwards the girl blows the man and the guy ejaculates his sperm out and the girl drinks his sperm.

Adam- " I want to finger you"
Keli- " Oh no, i have not shaved for about 3 months!!"
Adam- " Oh... Mhmm.. LETS DO THE NORTH CAROLINA BIG HAIRY FOOT"
Keli- " YAY"

North Carolina Big Hairy Foot by Hanburgan July 5, 2010

the hairy beast 

A girl whose body is covered in gross hair. Although she tries to shave it, she will always be known as the hairy beast. Gross.

The hairy beast has bad B.O.

the hairy beast by Caitlin & Mandy March 20, 2005