Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021
Get the Five hargreeves mug.Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series The umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five Hargreeves from TUA is my favorite character
Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show
Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show
by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021
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A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.
Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that
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bill: oh alright
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