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Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs
by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025
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The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction
Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025
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evil

evil is a pattern of harm maintained by choice.
the harm being done to Americans by their own government is rooted in evil.
by BarnumLives! December 17, 2025
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Evil Bong Rip

an "evil bong rip" is the act of hitting a glass marijuana bong without water to filter the smoke, more than often causing very heavy coughing fits that might lead to vomiting.

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Jerry: ''Oh my God, Bob! look! William just took and Evil Bong Rip!'
Bob: "Oh my God, that's dope!"
by the-guy-from-omori December 28, 2025
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Pure Evil

A Pure Evil is the worst of the worst. These people are abhorrent monsters who seek to cause chaos for their selfish and immoral gain and are completely irredeemable. They are the opposite of Pure Good. Here are their defining traits, as said on the Villains Wiki:
They have passed the Moral Event Horizon at least once (a term for when a character has shown they are irredeemable in the story).
They do not have true love for anyone and only care about themselves, if they claim to have love, that "love" is just perversion, possessiveness, or obsession.
Absolutely NOTHING justifies their actions, they are not positive at all, and they are beyond redemption.
These are just simple villains, Anti-Villains can never count, seeing how they play the role of a villain but have noble intent.
They know what they are doing are wrong, and they know what right and wrong is, but they only choose to do the latter.
They are not mindless beings of destruction (that would be a Generic Doomsday Villain), they have defined motives.
Person 1: So is Joker Pure Evil?
Person 2: Depends on which type, Person 1.
by VietnameseNoodleFan May 1, 2024
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evil bong

a very evil and scary bong
"HOLY SHIT THATS EVIL BONG!!!!"
"evil bong is so scary"
"im gonna shove an evil bong up my ass so it licks my insides"
by Bob Da Snail May 7, 2024
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Evil

Usually pretty scary. VERY DARK. Usually these people play basketball, eat chicken and watermelon, like white women, get whipped, hold guns sideways, like songs that rhyme, commit crimes, braided hair, can’t swim, and usually in the city(ally ways in a poor gangsta neighborhood) and other descriptions.
Cop; Arrest this nigga
Evil guy; why?
Cop; cus you nigga
by Jamal’s balls February 13, 2024
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