Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.

I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!

by quoth the Rabbit, neverho. April 11, 2011

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Dave Thier

The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!

Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier

Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.

by Barack. O. Bama March 2, 2020

Dave Grohl

Dave grohl is great and the most atractive man you will ever see

wow i want to look like dave grohl so fucking bad!

by Estefanya April 22, 2021

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Dave

White British male.

It's bakin', init Dave?

by SteamUser24632332 March 4, 2022

such a dave

someone who’s really annoying or loud someone who won’t stop talking when and someone that’s a noob or bad at something

paige: did you see that guy last night skiing?

jessica: yes i did he was such a dave

by faircurls February 25, 2019