Dave Thier

The absolute smartest man on the face of the Earth!

Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier

Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.

by Barack. O. Bama March 02, 2020

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 09, 2023

fenkell dave

Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!

That ni**a Fenkell Dave cool as h*ll

by bobby098 September 16, 2015

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.

Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh

by white girl with a tight pussy August 20, 2023

milky dave

A Semen covered Turd after the action of Anal

Babe I need to go drop my Milky Dave because you came in my asshole

by Bubbles lahey August 06, 2019

dave hanlon

One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.

Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.

by prickydicky22 August 03, 2009