Poughkeepsie crab claw

A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.

Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.

by SoopirV November 6, 2017

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Crab Bait

A hot woman who picks up guys even though she knows she has pubic crabs.

"Dude that girl is so hot."

''Yeah but shes crab bait"

by titsmcgee9999 September 24, 2011

Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her

Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.

by Baskin21 June 15, 2025

The Crab Man

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

by Themethking September 25, 2018

Crab

A person who has it but won’t share or a person who pulls you down from success

Donald Trump is a Crab for putting up the wall.

Jackboy just got and went right back in them crackas some crabs.

by JahJah 407 June 9, 2019

Crab Baddun

Incredibly harsh and horrendous word for a bad vagina, possibly badly shaven. A fishy and abrasive example of the Female genitaliaA word to be used only to stop a conversation.

Gosh, she had a Crab Baddun of a pussy! I think I've got friction burns.

She had a real Crab Baddun, I'm never going to Amsterdam again...

by PhallicCactus November 3, 2011