Brian Beasock

Where you are a skinny ass bitch boy and think you all that

Wow dude, that guy seems so tough! nah man, he’s just a Brian Beasock

by Rashaina August 17, 2025

Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.

“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”

by brianl May 3, 2024

Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep

Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready

by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021

Brian

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.

“hey do you see that dude?”
“yeah hes such a brian”

by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022

Brian(Fortnite)

An individual in which they are Santa Clause, Carter (Fat), Batman, Alex, Mexicano, ni mu, Muhammad Brian, Jumbo Josh Brian, shiny Brian, teny weny Brian, etc

“Gang gang down fuck bitch ass nigga money nigga money money money gang gang nigga money nigga money oh my god nigga money bitch va nigga nigga money hoooaaaaa”-Brian(Fortnite) Mexicano because cartel money with nigger

by Brian but this time ni mu April 26, 2024

Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 30, 2021

brian

the most amazing and fun person you will ever meet, he's the guy who looks quiet and shy but once you start talking he'll never let you get bored. he's good with anything in the water so he's basically a squid. his sense if humor will make u laugh more than ever and you'll find yourself slowly becoming the bestest of friends with him. overall he's a good dude with an amazing personality. cant forget he's got a better bod than all ur other friends :)

example :
omg brian is so cool

yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.

by squidyqueen July 16, 2021