adj./noun
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 11, 2025
Get the Boomer Handsmug. by Baby Yoda November 21, 2019
Get the Boomermug. A boomer is a person born in the years 1946-1954 and is commonly made fun of because of their stereotypical clumsiness and dad-jokes.
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!" Said the boomer, while his daughter gave him the face of disapproval and his grandson started laughing along.
by Random Lexi on UrbanDictionary June 4, 2023
Get the Boomermug. 
A an amazing soul who loves to boom that good music and OG true soul who loves to boom bap and rock and roll and doesn't follow the masses who look like total jack asses following the trap of the masses.. should take some master classes of being true to themselves so they can help others who need to be original and free and not trapped like a robotic zombie most of the good ebtertainers if they are truly good sings about BOOM
by Dillip Offyd November 2, 2019
Get the Boomermug. A nonphysical certificate made by young people that allows older people to act hip and cool whenever they want without fear of being called "boomer" or "cringe."
by Argentenuem January 20, 2022
Get the Boomer Passmug.