by Twisterwasd February 11, 2023

A girlfriend is something every man (woman if you're gay) wants. You always want to make them happy, and when she's sad, so are you. You always want to make her happy, cuddle her with your arms. You cuddle with her close when it's cold. And when she's sad, you feel sad too, or spend hours trying to calm her down. When she's angry at someone either you are too or you defend her or try to calm her down. A girlfriend is something you'll never have, but always wish you did. (the stuff below is kinda cringe tbh)
Alex: Oh look, your gf is crying over there-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-
by RANDOM HOT CHEETO November 25, 2021

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
by Born to ride Donald J. Trump May 1, 2025

this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?
yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, April 28, 2021

by Bob the fucking_builder April 14, 2022
