salty spitune

noun/verb-upgraded from its root name, salty, salty spitune refers to someone who makes a drawlin comment and deserves more than just the act of being salty

mom: "Its eigth o'clock.It's time to get your ass home.

mike: "But mom, im 16!"

salty spitune

by goonyyy January 29, 2011

Salty Tea Cup

when a guy skeets up and catches it in his scrotum then the girl slurps it out

Dude last night some girl gave me a salty tea cup and it was great.

by Philonme January 22, 2009

Salty Slap Delight

When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)

Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"

Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."

by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011

Salty warm milk

It's cum

Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT

by [NAME REDACTED] March 11, 2021

Salty mc Nalty

The act of sliding your hand on the side of your scrotum and receiving sweat and smacking your friend in the face with it.

Dude I gave Adam a wet salty mc nalty yesterday!

by blalblalb August 08, 2009

salty sunday night

A FREAKING BEST FNF MOD IN THE WORLD

person 1 : imma play salty sunday night
person 2 : DAMN YOU JUST ECAME AN EPIC MAN IN 1 SEC

by averageadoptmefan June 18, 2021

hawaiian salty dog

Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.

Tad and Chet performed a Hawaiian salty dog on Susie at the company Christmas party.

by Mick 'Normous and Jon Dough January 11, 2014