as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.

Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.

by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018

Walking resumè

A person male or female who has achieved/accomplished many things, that people take note of. A person who often has a lot on their "metaphorical plate", and involves themselves in many activities. One who tends to have a prestine background or work incredibly hard.

I cannot believe she volunteers at the hospital, has the presidential service award and has 300 hours of community service. Man, that girl Avery is a Walking Resumè.

by Datwotwats June 2, 2016

Pilgrim walk

A sexual position involving a bottle of Jameson and a short Irish man

With as much a Jordan's mom is drinking, she might end up doing the pilgrim walk with that guy next to her

by Richard Dishman May 11, 2016

Shit Walked

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.

My dog just shit walked in a circle.

by MalleableP October 29, 2022

gecko walk

Forceful, unexpected anal penetration in the doggy style position. Resulting in the victim lurching forward from the bed and climbing the wall like a gecko

I was fucking this girl the other night and decided on some surprise anal. Unfortunately for her she doesn't like anal and launched forward and fucking done a gecko walk up the wall

by leviticus October 26, 2013

bar walk

A group of people that go from bar to bar drinking until they are extremely drunk. Same thing as bar crawl.

You wanna come on the bar walk tonight? We're gonna get wasted!

by Neon Ellie August 4, 2008

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019