mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015

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mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

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a creature from the show Hilda which can be found on Netflix. The tide mouse is a creature that can be created with specific ingredients. once you have the ingredients, find a small pool and the next morning it will appear to you. you use this spell to give a loved one good luck.

quote: idk i forgot the quote ill edit when i remember lol. tide mouse exists in hilda tho

by PrizmJacket November 20, 2020

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Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019

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