Edward

1. Either a very nice, kind person who has compassion for his friends.

2. A Pedophile

1. Dude my friend Edward is so nice you should meet him sometime, I could introduce you two!

2. Don’t go in that closet…

by ProfessionalMoron March 14, 2024

Edward

An ugly, fat , unattractive guy who has a big pp. He will crawl into your bedroom at night to suck ur toes

Oh no! Edward had sucked my toes!

by I amthe HAPPYPOTATOE March 27, 2024

Edward Telford special

You leave a raw chicken outside for a week to let it rot, then once it’s full of maggots and mould you take a shit inside it. You then cook it in the oven until golden brown, eat it then throw it back up into another freshly bought raw chicken, cook it again and feed it as a meal at Christmas dinner

You wanna try my chicken I made it Edward Telford special style

by Japlaman January 21, 2026