Is a fat wombat who with a small dick who I can’t write much about because he’s achieved absolutely nothing in his life that worth mentioning, pretty chirpy young kid considering what’s he’s done in his life, hopefully one day he’ll become a name
by Someone that you wish you were June 1, 2020

Edward: Hey wanna be friends
Person: Wait dont have a sister
Edward: yeah why?
Person: Sorry fam i am already best friends with ur sister
Person: Wait dont have a sister
Edward: yeah why?
Person: Sorry fam i am already best friends with ur sister
by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

The famous and highly-likeable veteran actor with a dignified manner and British/Irish accent who was known for his long/abundant cranial-plumage.
It's really too bad that Edward Mohair passed away just a few months before Locks for Love was established, or he could have donated some really nice tresses for their cause.
by QuacksO February 8, 2019
