Kentucky Thumb

What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest

Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits

Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"

by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When you plug a hole with your thumb. Any hole.

A: Ah, dammit I got shot!
B: quick put a Kentucky thumb in it!

A: so I took her home last night and got her a Kentucky thumb ;)

by AlexxTM May 21, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Sticking your thumb into a orifice of your sex partner.

"I'll give you the Kentucky Thumb tonight"
"Please do the Kentucky Thumb!"

by xnxns64 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

The act of sticking your thumb in you girls asshole and then shouting you wont bleed out

Me: I gave my girl the Kentucky Thumb last night.
Friend: Wish my girl would let me do that

by Itz_Rev May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When your girl is bleeding from her lady bits and you stop the bleeding with your thumb.

She was having a monster period so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb

by AlmightyWam May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

The act of penetration with the thumb. Similar to the act of plugging a hole in your neck with said thumb. The most badass thing a man can do.

Dude I gave her that Kentucky thumb last night she was howling.

by Soul0rison May 20, 2021

Thumb Attacked

When some you are talking to on the phone,starts to text someone else while still on the phone with you and you hear that annoying sound of buttons being clicked

person 1) Hey wats up wat r u doing

person 2) nothin much just texting tori

person 1) o thats kool

person 2) hold on she txted me back

person 1) ahh dude u just thumb attacked

by Myth and Mayhem December 2, 2009