When you finish something big at work that gets recognized by the top brass you're not recognized for doing the work. Your boss's boss is given the full amount of kudos and they in turn give a reduced amount of kudos to your immediate boss. By the time you get recognized there are only one or two kudos left.
"Jack suffered the full loss of the kudo trickle down theory after slaving on that project for six months. He got the last remaining kudo left. What a shame."
"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."
"Stacy only got a pat on the back from the remains of the kudo trickle down theory. All that work for one kudo."
by MR WOLF September 9, 2007

The saggy titty theory Is the correlation between a females (or male if ur into fat fucks) saggy breasts and horrible blow jobs. Nothing ruins a blowjob more than looking down and seeing her tits touch the floor because the are saggy.
The saggy titty theory is so true! My dick went limp as soon as i saw those nasty repulsive saggy tits!
by black dick whisperer December 21, 2017

When two wrestlers individual ballsacks are both in contact with the opposing mans body in some way.
Jack: Damn man, the wrestling team is so gay. They are all faggots.
Charles: Yes quite so, the J & C Dual Ballsack theory proves it.
Charles: Yes quite so, the J & C Dual Ballsack theory proves it.
by Chump Slayer February 12, 2010

The devil has left Miley Cyrus and entered Katy Perry. Miley's new album is completely different than what work she was doing in the past few years, and she looks different. More laid back and herself. Now Katy has done just what Miley was doing.
by urbanrae June 16, 2017

An axiomatic system on which most of modern mathematics is based. When the axiom of choice is included, it is abbreviated ZFC.
Much like me and your mom, zermelo-fraenckel set theory's signature has a primitive binary relation.
by Parsimonous April 4, 2020

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”
by weird_eli January 5, 2023

When people selectively recall all the negatives of a certain event, choosing to ignore any positive aspects of the situation.
by Dojoboi May 30, 2018
