When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.
Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...
Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google
Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google
by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017
A common noun, describing the action of looking up something on Google (or really any search engine), usually as an attempt to verify, answer, or help someone in one way or another.
I was talking to my friend on IM the other day and we both realized we don't know how the lineup works for ACL festival regarding single day passes. I deduced that contacting organizers would be the best bet but didn't know who they were when she asked me.
I said , "gimme a Google-second and I'll be right back with the answer!"
I will now use gsec instead (sounds cooler /shorter) and unfortunately see myself using this phrase a lot because apparently the Internet is still just YouTube and porn to many
I said , "gimme a Google-second and I'll be right back with the answer!"
I will now use gsec instead (sounds cooler /shorter) and unfortunately see myself using this phrase a lot because apparently the Internet is still just YouTube and porn to many
by digitaltrix June 20, 2016
When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
by Philopean September 11, 2006
The little box in the corner of your web browser, primarily used to search the term "misandrist" while in the middle of a heated argument.
by Acoustica February 08, 2009
One who obsessively google's one's self, or searches the google for any reference of their name or likeness for the sole purpose of booting one's ego. Especially when sharing said results with others.
Fabian's such the google whore that he takes time every week to mention all the new things he saw that week while googling his self.
by BillyLO June 09, 2009
Somebody who types in 'gorgeous girls' on google image search, and then poses them off as there actual girlfriend/boyfriend.
Dave: I found this really hot girl at the pub the other night, check out the buns on it!
Mark: Yehh I think you'll find thats my sister, you've clearly got yourself a google partner.
Mark: Yehh I think you'll find thats my sister, you've clearly got yourself a google partner.
by doddsmeister@hotmail.com August 29, 2008
by Criz Cruz November 03, 2011