Sam

Sam is the most attractive, manly and just all around perfect Guy. He can get any girl he wants and makes all the guys jealous. He is also the strongest and most athletic guy in the room at all times.

Girl 1: Wow Sam is so amazing.
Girl 2: Yeah I wish my boyfriend was a Sam.
Girl 1: If only we were that lucky.

by Sh04 April 11, 2022

Sam

An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best. Also a hypochondriac and will complain to you about all types of cancers.

Sam thinks sedation is scARY.

by SUPERTINNYNOTTINY April 20, 2022

sam

A person who is actually Elaina in disguise. Also a windows fan for some reason.

Sam would die for windows

by ricardo because April 21, 2022

Sam

Sam most know for being a illegal immigrant and dommy mommy of TheBlueKnuckles

Sam Using knuckles for a green card

by Nutsack444 April 21, 2022

Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.

Oh no look its sam!

by 9692907 April 23, 2022

Sam

A man who Barfs a lot.

When Sam Barfed, Dominique crashed the bus.

by Cheetosforpresident2024 April 28, 2022

Sam

Sam, usually referring to a man of iranian descent, is a dude that tends to have raunchy nuts. These nuts, however, tend to go to his head and implies the fortitude of his baby schlong. While he may claim that he has a huge hog, this couldn’t be further from the truth.

Have you seen Sam today?

No. He’s probably playing with his dingleberries again…

by chongleturd April 30, 2022