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kick the rock

Use the bathroom in order to release ones bowels.
Synonyms: take a shit, go number two
Man I ate a lot today, I'm gonna go kick the rock.
by Trooper June 6, 2016
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The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air
Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock
by LongWillyPhylis February 6, 2017
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you my rock

by TeamK9 April 22, 2018
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Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner
Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room
by masonthemissile November 11, 2022
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crap rock

Simple rock music that isn't about being Joe Satriani; played by people who just want to make music; frequently using crappy gear with minimal studio production; often duos and trios entailing less than the standard rock ensemble. Hated by guitarists who practice all the time but never get famous.
Jack: Man, I hate crap rock. If that were me, I'd get a real drummer and put wailing solos all over the place.
Jill: Yeah, but this way people actually enjoy listening to it.
by raulcleary June 23, 2008
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Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
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sex, drugs, and rock n roll

A nickname for the lifestyle of Rock stars. The three things are stereotypically connected, and none can be separated from the others.

Basically, the idea is that the lives of rock stars are in their bigger part those three things: having sex (with fans), using drugs(often illegal ones), and performing (this is what the rock and roll stands for).
Examples to Rock stars that lived the "sex, drugs, and rock n roll" way:
1) Elvis Presley. Died of drug abuse.
2) Guns and Roses. The guitarist Slash nearly died of drug abuse.
3) Queen. Vocal Freddy Mercury died of AIDS after being infected by having unprotected sex.
by Urban_Fellow February 13, 2007
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