Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
by November 25, 2023
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greasy pineapple

That man is a greasy pineapple.
by Jade_rose January 13, 2018
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Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
by Nanyate2213 March 07, 2020
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Smart as a Pineapple

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).
by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 10, 2023
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Pizza with pineapple

A phrase often used in place of anal sex.
“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with pineapple?”
by Tamsin Riley June 13, 2021
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Pineapple Jacket

A racist term or Hawaiian or samoan people.
I wouldn’t rather not put Pineapple Jacket into a sentence.
by Opinion010 January 04, 2025
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pineapple-smoothy

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.
"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."
by Shandyandybananarammalarri March 11, 2014
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