The type of boy that can’t get a girl to hook up with him, even when they are dating. Someone who is so cocky about how perfect he think he is.
Owen is a fuckboy
by carina rosado September 30, 2018
Get the Owenmug. A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.
Person1: what lesson have you got next
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got
Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024
Get the Owen longhurstmug. Owen Berdan, Perhaps the worlds number one enemy aka The Worlds Biggest Hater. Owen Can ruin your day just by talking to him. He will find a way to hate on something you hold dear to your heart. You have a favorite show? Mid. You have a favorite food? Mid. Your favorite basketball player is Dejounte Middray? Mid AF.Even if you try to find his weakness you will have zero luck. Owen Berdan can find a way to get back at you even if you do find a wat to merely get his attention with one of your attempts to a bad take. Yet, whatever you do, do not and i meant DO NOT say anything negative to morbius. If you do he will morb all over you and do unspeakable things to you and will ruin your life. That is all, You have been officially warned.
by Owen Berdan April 20, 2022
Get the Owen Berdanmug. by Caidyn Siegel April 13, 2021
Get the Owen Lacymug. A tall boy with fluffy hair. he plays basketball with mediocre effort and is lowkey a mega fag. He should probably take a shower, and is balding heavily. Needs to seriously think about his sexuality. What a huge shithead.
THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ALAN!!!
THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ALAN!!!
Guy 1: That guys being such an Owen ass motherfucker
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking fagbag.
Owen: what the fuck did I do?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Shut the fuck up owen.
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking fagbag.
Owen: what the fuck did I do?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Shut the fuck up owen.
by BlacksburgDEMON February 26, 2025
Get the Owenmug. He is a student studying in La Salle College. He is very smart. He is the only counter to Terry Lam, who likes to throw tempo papers to form 1 students and confiscating any watch he sees with YouTube on it. He protects innocent Form 1 people who watch YouTube and play chess in class.
person A: *plays chess during form teacher period*
person B: Mr Lam is coming
owen wong: stfu I can handle this
*Terry Lam takes out 3 packs of tempo paper, sees him, and faints*
person B: Mr Lam is coming
owen wong: stfu I can handle this
*Terry Lam takes out 3 packs of tempo paper, sees him, and faints*
by fuckurmompussy August 22, 2024
Get the Owen Wongmug. nigga owen
by martin luther qwueen July 20, 2021
Get the owenmug.