A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.
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by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008
Get the guru meditation codemug. 1. A code used by several games to prevent online access to known hackers.
2. A gaming clan with over 300 members for the Mario Kart and Condult series.
2. A gaming clan with over 300 members for the Mario Kart and Condult series.
by Yoshikarter1 November 3, 2011
Get the Error Code 20102mug. A woman, usually a graphic designer, that specifically targets programmers and web developers for romantic relationships.
Typically this also benefits the CK professionally, but that may not be the main objective.
Typically this also benefits the CK professionally, but that may not be the main objective.
Jessica is a successful designer who's boyfriend, James, does most of the coding involved in her projects. She really enjoys working with him and feels it brings them closer in their relationship. Being a Code Kitten, she never turns down the free help, which increases her profit margin.
by Brandifly117 September 10, 2011
Get the Code Kittenmug. (Sex act) While performing oral sex on a woman, the tongue manipulates the clitoris like a joystick moving up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right- the same directional commands used in the infamous "99 lives" cheat in the old 80's Nintendo game Contra. Since the same cheat works in the classic Castlevania, this could also be referred to as The Castlevania Code, or even "Contralingus".
"I had my face in her crotch for a good ten minutes, but once I entered the Contra Code she squirted so hard I saw it arc right over my shoulder"
by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015
Get the Contra Codemug. The unwritten, unspoken code of homosexuals that any homosexual is willing to have sexual relations with any other homosexual, regardless of how attractive he or she is. This may be due to the fact that are smaller amounts of homosexuals than heterosexuals in the human population, so they "take what they can get."
The code is more prominent and visible within the male homosexual community, but homosexual females also abide by it. The lack of visibility in the female group may be due to the natural instinct of all women to be uptight, bitchy, illogical, and almost always unintelligent.
The code is more prominent and visible within the male homosexual community, but homosexual females also abide by it. The lack of visibility in the female group may be due to the natural instinct of all women to be uptight, bitchy, illogical, and almost always unintelligent.
"Hey, you're ugly as hell and I'm not drunk, but let's bang anyways because that's the gay code!" -gay man
by All-Knowing One August 10, 2009
Get the Gay Codemug. by bernie06 September 29, 2005
Get the code bluemug. Closely related to phone sex. However, instead of the intimate couple communicating via phone, they are talking via morse code.
*Click, click, beep, click, bleep, click, click, clack*
Girl: "OH YESSS!"
*Click, clack, clunk, clack, beep, beep, clack, click*
Boy: "OMG, this Morse Code Sex is AMAZING!"
Girl: "OH YESSS!"
*Click, clack, clunk, clack, beep, beep, clack, click*
Boy: "OMG, this Morse Code Sex is AMAZING!"
by The guy on superman's PJs April 30, 2010
Get the Morse Code Sexmug.