kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.

“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”

by Ataenzl July 14, 2022

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.

John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.

Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024

Everything's coming up milhouse!

Words of joy about something insignificant, especially in comparison to how disastrous your situation is.

My train is 3 hours delayed, but I found a spot to sit on the dirty floor. Everything's coming up milhouse!

by IveWood February 4, 2024

The special chocolate milkshake

When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake

I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!

by TheDummyBummy March 16, 2024

mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.

I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.

by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024

Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

Donald Trumps ejaculate

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.

by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024