Nolan Middle School

a broke school that has so many emo and country kids. Everyone at this school needs a therapist ASAP. The teachers are shit and they all look like they’re on crack. This school needs help!!!! Oh, and we can’t talk about the disgusting ass bathrooms here. The kids go there to vape and we are too poor to afford the damages that the high ass kids make

This kid goes to Nolan Middle School? He must be a drug addict!
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.

by Nolan middle sucks February 16, 2022

Ballyshannon Middle School

This school is an absolute NIGHTMARE this is the last place u would wanna go to. It's a literal hellhole here. Most of the teacher are crusty, cranky old people. The hallways deadass smell like the zoo all the time. the kids are bitches and most of them have lost their virginity at 11 years old. I would rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat 1000 times, step on all the legos in the world, and get hit by a train than go to this school. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT

Ballyshannon middle school is hell

by EAT MY PANTS June 22, 2021

Bothal middle school

Hardcore ragie middle school in the geordie town of ashington (aka ashganistan, ashittington, ashingtopia on a good day).
Proper english doenst exist in the school, replaced by the local slang like man how man like....
Pupils kill time by harassing crap english teachers, rioting around hairdressers, setting fire to gas taps, singing advert jingles in class and just generally being better than hirst park.

The year 8 pupils of 2011 are infamous throughout northumberland, striking fear into the hearts of sub teachers and residents of the neighboring bothal cottages. When they aren't at bothal they're most likely out smoking, getting pissed and giving the finger to the rest of the 'civil' world. lol.

An average conversation between two bothal middle school pupils:

Bothal 1: How man, wanna gan get pissed aver at my hoose?

Bothal pupil 2: Alreet. Ya want a tab?

Bothal pupil 1: Aye like *takes cigarette*

Hirst park pupil: ...Wa? *scratches arse*

by zilerobma April 23, 2011

Hoover middle school

A shitty school with shitty people

hoover middle school has hoes that think there cool

by Hoovermiddleschoolsucks August 4, 2017

Lanier Middle School

Start with a strong base of administrative staff that never get along with their teachers. Stir together some lacrosse douches, gay ass Mexican kids, pussy black kids from the magnet program, and just a sprinkle of try hard Asians. Add in a restrictive dress code, shitty sports team, a few games of soggy biscuit, and a fuck load of mediocre racist jokes. Now deep fry that shit into some Raising Canes. This dish is best served cold like the cafeteria food with a side of bull shit and seasoned with Lamar High School applications. Voila!

Arabic Refugee: I lost everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.

Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!

by Inspector Sock March 15, 2019

Middle school relationship

When two kids who “like” each other decide to get into a “relationship” they basically akwardly hang around each other, maybe even through in some flirty snaps like, “you looks so good today” or “I like ur jeans” this goes on until one of them “likes” somebody else and breaks the others heart.

in middle school relationships you only date beceause you like the way the other one looks. You should get to know them first and generally like jsut being in there presents before making commitments .

by Horse radish January 4, 2019

Unis Middle School

A school where all the girls are hoes. They send nudes on “accident”. They’re kiss ups to every fucking guy they meet. The guys will suck up to the teachers. However, it’s the newest school in Dearborn and has some lit teachers.

Bruh you go to Unis Middle School there’s probably leaked nudes of you.

by Hoezmad May 31, 2019