Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!

Ulseaphi: "Automatic Teller Machine"

by automatic teller machine man May 24, 2021

Nuki penetration machine

The Nuki penetration machine has a machine used in Launch island to help the Queen Abby to scream

Nuki penetration machine made Abby Scream !!!

by anonymous June 1, 2021

my_name_is_meme_machine

One of my favorite mutuals and i mean FAVORITE. He even write my name on his thigh, but that’s not the only reason why he’s my favorite.

I’m my_name_is_meme_machine favorite and you all can’t be😋

by: jeagarswife

by jeagarswife July 9, 2021

my_name_is_meme_machine

One of my favorite mutuals and i mean FAVORITE. He’s pretty cool to talk to and even wrote my name on his thigh. Not the only reason he’s my favorite though.

in conclusion my_name_is_meme_machine is the best mutual you could ever ask for

by jeagarswife July 9, 2021

Sledgehammer to the coin machine

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.

"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."

by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022

Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town

Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine

by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022

Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.

“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine”

by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023