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A gay ninja who enjoys the likes of steps, the spice girls and busted concerts and a cock in and around his mouth
Jonny by barnesy1990 February 23, 2010

jonny malloy

One of the sexiest mothafuckas you eva seen. He's one hell of a nigga and his love is the shit! He's got a tongue like a tornado and dick fat as a potato - and twice as delicious.
I'm JONNY, bitch! Enjoy yaself.

See also Rick James.
jonny malloy by BlackMajic April 12, 2004

a Jonny Moss 

fingering a girs ass in the bk of a vehicle on the way 2 the prep school
i did a jonny moss last w/e on the way 2 the prep school
a Jonny Moss by Sean Houliihan January 18, 2008

Johnny Depp 

The sexiest, wittiest, kindest, most talented, most generous, most stylish, and most romantic man ever!!!!! Need I say more? Well, okay, he is the SEX. He is the BOMB. He is the PERFECT MAN. There is no one like him. He is the man other men most respect and want to be. And he is the man women need and want and dream of. He is the best actor EVER. Put him in any role, and he'll be perfect in it. He is probably the most versatile actor out there!

One minus about him is that he has awful taste in women, just look at Vanessa Paradis. A truly beautiful woman who deserves him needs to come along in his life!
"You're my Johnny Depp."

"Does Johnny Depp ever age?" "No, he just doesn't. It's very interesting."

"I wish my husband was Johnny Depp! He is too sexy for this world!"
Johnny Depp by JohnnyDeppsgirl June 14, 2009
A sly, sneaky cunt, who does'nt have the balls to back up his comments, is thick as fuck, lazy and lives off the back of his mothers hards work. He causes trouble and hides behind his equally slyish, cuntish, wankerish, family.
has tiny balls and the forehead of an orangutan.
He's being a right jonny he is.
Jonny by truthspeaker2011 June 3, 2011

johnny depp 

the most sexy, funny, kissable, hottie ever to be born! (and he's rich 2!)
I could make-out w/ Johnny Depp all day.