internet blazing

hitting bowls of marijuana as in a real circle, but over videochat

"yo, me and ryan were just internet blazing. too lazy to meet up so we just had an i-sesh."

by xthinklegacyx March 19, 2010

internetional

Of or pertaining to the internet.

Sad Keanu is an internetional meme

LOLcats are internetional genius

by rokkenbosche October 21, 2010

Internet Marine

The vast majority of "U.S. Marines" you'll encounter online. Though, they are in fact civilians.

Internet Marine 1: "The marines r better than the army cuz the marines stormed the beaches of normindy and won the revulotunary war". U-RUH! SIMPIR FI!
Internet Marine 2: Yea! Army stands for "aren't ready FOR marines yet".

Me @ e-Marine 1: I have a feeling you don't take time to research history.
Me @ e-Marine 2: *Face-palm* Yeah, I don't see the arFmy doing anything. In fact, I don't know what the hell that is.

by 11b/0311 is the real deal October 27, 2010

Internet smart guy

The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.

Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.

Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.

Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL

by Lotsofgoats June 21, 2011

internet orc

There are two meanings of the internet orc. Similar to the internet troll, but worse, The Orc of the interwebs is even uglier and more socially disruptive than the Troll. There are a couple of ways harmless trolling becomes the bashing of an ORC.

1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing

2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)

A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.

Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser

Oh fuck you you ugly ORC nobody asked you.

Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!

Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!

Bad orc is bad.

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014

International Fuck Communism Day

A holiday occurring on September 3rd. On this day, people are free to maim and murder communists and anarchists as they please with no legal repercussions whatsoever. On top of this, outspoken communist or anarchist views/propaganda is illegal, and punishable by either life in prison, or death, depending on the severity.

Guys, it's International Fuck Communism Day! Whaddya say we go gut a marxist!?

by BurgerBurglar December 5, 2020

inter-weightial couple

a couple containing a 130 pound dude and a 300 pound woman or vice versa

you see that inter-weightial couple? how can they possibly make that work?

by the spanish cat February 8, 2010