Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

yuk hei

He is a person who is very kind hearted , beautiful , honorable and generous person. He is a dream boy of every girl .

I want my boyfriend to be generous just like yuk hei

by Casa crazy November 23, 2021

Zhen Hei

This Sexy Motherfucker will make any women fall in love with him. If Zhen Hei go outside, even Kim Jong Un will salute him. He is the most manly and handsome man in the same time.

If he make your girl pass out, he is a Zhen Hei

by Zhen Hei November 24, 2021

Hey Look Ma, I Made It

Amazing pop/rock song by pop bad Panic! At The Disco from their sixth album Pray for the Wicked.

Boy: Have you heard Hey Look Ma, I made it by Panic! At the disco

Girl: yeah, it's my favorite song

by the_meme_house June 9, 2023

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty

Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.

by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023

Hey Taty!

a popular quote by david spencer. he says this usually waving in excitement.

Hey taty!!! Hug?

by Mr. Tonka March 6, 2023