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Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.
by Thrupple September 26, 2023
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moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they goon for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness.When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causing an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
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Goon cocoon

Watching porn for hours on end with monitors or screens diplaying a variety of video that goes 360 deg. around the viewer.
I can't wait to get home to my goon cave and be surrounded by pics of sqiurting bodily fluids as I edge my self all night long in a goon cocoon.
by Otis Dreading June 1, 2024
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Goon Scrolling

Gooning whilst scrolling on P-Hub shorts
Can't believe Timmy was goon scrolling in Samas class
by Goon Scroller August 20, 2025
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van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
You’re such a Van de gooner!”
by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024
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Goon

The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.
"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"

"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
by Mrgoon February 1, 2020
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Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn
John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit
by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024
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