The internet of the god's; the use of thin flexible fibers of glass or other transparent solids to transmit light signals to your moms home.
Useless peasant you will never beable to have the riches I do, my google fiber is better then even the gods you worship
by Pikachu Creampie November 24, 2017
When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.
by TheWhiteBowser October 12, 2016
When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
by Philopean September 11, 2006
One who obsessively google's one's self, or searches the google for any reference of their name or likeness for the sole purpose of booting one's ego. Especially when sharing said results with others.
Fabian's such the google whore that he takes time every week to mention all the new things he saw that week while googling his self.
by BillyLO June 09, 2009
Somebody who types in 'gorgeous girls' on google image search, and then poses them off as there actual girlfriend/boyfriend.
Dave: I found this really hot girl at the pub the other night, check out the buns on it!
Mark: Yehh I think you'll find thats my sister, you've clearly got yourself a google partner.
Mark: Yehh I think you'll find thats my sister, you've clearly got yourself a google partner.
by doddsmeister@hotmail.com August 29, 2008
The little box in the corner of your web browser, primarily used to search the term "misandrist" while in the middle of a heated argument.
by Acoustica February 08, 2009
A friend, family member or colleague you can call when you need them to google something for you because you don't have Internet access at that moment.
You: Hey I'm driving. Can you google the phone number for Panda Express?
Google buddy at home on computer: Sure thing...it's 555-5555
Google buddy at home on computer: Sure thing...it's 555-5555
by PrincessAlisa January 08, 2010