Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.
by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018
Get the Ass Friesmug. by 1/1/V(3/V7-)3 December 4, 2019
Get the French friesmug. 
Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.
The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
by DaveDH August 20, 2024
Get the Fried eggsmug. by Dude's Dude August 7, 2010
Get the mo frimug. 
Do you smell that?
Oh yes, Mr.Krabs is feeling it, again.
It stinks like Fried Smell, The smell of fry.
Oh yes, Mr.Krabs is feeling it, again.
It stinks like Fried Smell, The smell of fry.
by Melloree May 15, 2016
Get the fried smellmug.