National kiss your girlfriend day

On the 24th of june is kiss your girlfriend day

"Are you going to kiss your girlfriend today,"

"Ofcours its national kiss your girlfriend day "

by Dicksucker2015 June 23, 2021

National tell your crush you like them day

National tell your crush you like the day is on February 18. Telling your crush you like them is a hard thing to do so hopefully telling them that you like them on February 18 will make it easier.

Person1: hey it’s national tell your crush you like them day
Person 2: do you like me?!
Person 1: yes
Person 2: omg I like you too!!
(Hopefully this is how it will turn out)

by National day finder February 16, 2020

Hump Day

middle of the week

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by SendingMissileDrones July 19, 2022

National Fuck Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?

by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016

day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

chest day

The most glorious day of the week where one excercises their pectoral muscles in order to get one of the sickest fucking pumps in the whole gym.

Person 1: Guess what day it is?
Person 2: CHEST DAY

Person 1: FUCK YEAH

by NickyZ19 May 7, 2017

Wonderwall day

Wonderwall day (also known as 24th June) is a day where you can only stream wonderwall! Wonderwall day was certified and created by the amazing osmosis group chat on twitter.

“Hey fellow simps do you remember what day it is?”
“June 24th?”
“No silly, it’s wonderwall day!”

by liveforever_x June 25, 2020