Brian May

Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.

People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.

Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.

The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.

- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM

by brian's whore June 30, 2019

Brian

Can be nice at times, and pretty anoying at times. Normally kind of dirty.

Person: He is SUCH a Brian

by Many people are there May 10, 2021

tossing brians

Getting so angry that hate and obscenities fall from your mouth without control.

You fucking goddam game how dare you fucking pull that shit i'm going to hate fuck your mothers corpse- tossing brians

by Komissar November 5, 2014

Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.

Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies

by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

Brian

Brian has a huge penis and he knows how to use it correctly

Brian made this girl cum twenty times in one go

by anonymous July 12, 2021

cleanse your brian

Cleanse your brian pretty much means stop thinking dirty or don't be so thirsty

Dude, cleanse your brian, she's taken

by Panda lane September 20, 2017

Big Man Brian

Big Man Brian is the nickname give to the obese principal of Innisdale Secondary School, in Barrie, ON. Big Man Brian is often seen spying on students, getting mad for no reason, or just looking like a dumbfuck.

A: Hey look up in the window
B: What?
A: Big Man Brian is staring at us with his fatass face

by HeyThere2310 October 26, 2022