Toe Logging

When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.

The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.

by Drakozzz April 15, 2022

Covid Toes

A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.

She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day

by maccam December 09, 2021

Faux-toe

Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.

John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.

by Dressing&Gravy December 19, 2014

toe nail

ass

damn that toe nails nice

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

zoe’s toes

toes UwU baka🥺✨🤞🏻

stranger- Hey look what i found !
other stranger- Yes ?
stranger- zoe’s toes! Uwu baka🥺✨🤞🏻
other stranger- Thats so cool dude!

by Uwu Baka silly girl<3 July 15, 2021

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 July 26, 2013

Slithy toes

When someone tickles your toes and it feels Slithy.

As I was walking down the street, I asked some girl to Slithy Toes

by Supreme Lube May 14, 2018