Jack Greenland

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.

"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."

by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021

Jack-Smack

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.

Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.

by Norge August 11, 2010

jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.

The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.

by Boeh November 2, 2019

Snack jacking

The act of masterbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked.

Megan brought over a six pack of pudding and helped Steve as he was snack jacking

by sefawley May 31, 2016

know jack

Australian slang - means to understand, to know.

he doesn't know jack about rugby - he knows nothing about rugby

by An.kim September 25, 2014

jack jelly

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.

My aunts hand lotion made lousy jack jelly.

by lanstopher March 6, 2009

jack o'd

a jack o'd is a type of person, a person who sucks at halo 3. he will own the game and complete the game on easy, but when a friend called will comes round, who doesnt own the game, he will completely destroy him on multiplayer.

A Will: Hey you wonna play halo?
A Jack O'D: nah, u beat me everytime even tho you dont own the game. i suck!

by Willzyx July 7, 2009