When fent doesn't fucking call
And it also means a man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit
And it also means a man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit
by Gassymaster October 28, 2025
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Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
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Get the Sleep Cuck mug.An oftentimes blue or green haired liberal-communist-femme dude that lets his woman get dicked down by hundreds of other dudes while on camera — all while he guzzles down Adderall to try to argue with politically conservative people about how an innocent firefighter, father, and husband deserved to get put down like he did by another furry pedo sick fuck— just bc he was protecting his wife and daughters from the bullet they would of got// all bc they was st a trump rally. Ol dick in the booty ass punk boy.
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by Guc1er November 29, 2025
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He spends his whole life grinding while other men are working less and raking in the dough and having a awful good time having rough sex with their gfs/wives.
He goes to bar every Friday Saturday night randomly asking out girls who already have husbands and children. Hes now noticing hes working harder than expected and wrinkles are starting to pop out and his hairline is receeding.
He thinks he can still produce children, so then he goes to CVS and buys a fertility test. After taking the test, he realizes he's become impotent and his libido has gone to shit. So much for hard work.
He later realizes that hard work doesn't pay off, and that family is more important than work. He regrets his life after seeing other men with attractive wives that are having more sex than him.
He concludes a very important lesson of life.
All work and no play makes Jack impotent.
He spends his whole life grinding while other men are working less and raking in the dough and having a awful good time having rough sex with their gfs/wives.
He goes to bar every Friday Saturday night randomly asking out girls who already have husbands and children. Hes now noticing hes working harder than expected and wrinkles are starting to pop out and his hairline is receeding.
He thinks he can still produce children, so then he goes to CVS and buys a fertility test. After taking the test, he realizes he's become impotent and his libido has gone to shit. So much for hard work.
He later realizes that hard work doesn't pay off, and that family is more important than work. He regrets his life after seeing other men with attractive wives that are having more sex than him.
He concludes a very important lesson of life.
All work and no play makes Jack impotent.
Guy 1: "Hey look at that sorry poor wage cuck over there.. his name is Jack. When the motherfucka gonna get laid?
Guy 2: " I dont know... lmao... he just keeps on working all day. Work work work - ha ja ha. Hey man, check out my bank account I've got $3,000,000 in savings I inherited from my fathers business. You want to buy an escort tonight?
Guy 1: " Hell Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh man! Lets do it!"
Jack: *Keeps working. Hes employed at Publix as a bagger. One day, he checks his bank account during lunch and realizes he's $10,000 in debt and his credit score is 420. He wishes he had a gf, but he feels inadequate. He goes to the bar one night, and sees a hot chick working at the bar. Nervously he approaches her. Unfortunately though she rejects him, and asks to be tipped $10 for the meal he eats. Jack foolishly gives her his money from his credit card and walks off.
Guy 2: " I dont know... lmao... he just keeps on working all day. Work work work - ha ja ha. Hey man, check out my bank account I've got $3,000,000 in savings I inherited from my fathers business. You want to buy an escort tonight?
Guy 1: " Hell Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh man! Lets do it!"
Jack: *Keeps working. Hes employed at Publix as a bagger. One day, he checks his bank account during lunch and realizes he's $10,000 in debt and his credit score is 420. He wishes he had a gf, but he feels inadequate. He goes to the bar one night, and sees a hot chick working at the bar. Nervously he approaches her. Unfortunately though she rejects him, and asks to be tipped $10 for the meal he eats. Jack foolishly gives her his money from his credit card and walks off.
by Themeankid56 December 3, 2025
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